FLIRTY GIRL FITNESS: Infomercial Review

FLIRTY GIRL FITNESS: Infomercial Review

So I was reading the newspaper the other day when my wife asked me the question all husbands long to hear: “Do you want to buy a Flirty Girl?” Before she could finish, I belted out, “YESSSSSS!”

Then I thought about it: I wasn't even aware of any place that sold flirty girls. Legally, that is. Then she told me it was exercise equipment. Specifically, she wanted the Flirty Girl Pole. I agreed to watch the commercial with her.

And when I say “watch,” I mean “watch.” Because there's absolutely no dialogue. There are just girls....Flirty Girls, every one one of them, doing the most amazing things to this pole. And let me say for all men everywhere, when you see 100% flirty girls doing these things to this pole....words are completely unnecessary.

They stroke it, they climb it, they dance to it, and lean from side to side off of it. All the things you wish a flirty girl would do with you.

Ok seriously, my wife is really into the whole exercise scene now, and she insisted this would help her with her aerobics. So we bought it (Quite affordable, actually). And out of curiosity, one day I watched my wife using the Flirty Girl pole. She didn't so much stroke it as maul it. She didn't really climb it as to sprawl around it.

Ok so my wife isn't quite as finesse as the girls in the ad. But after a couple of months, I have to hand it to her: It seems to be doing her some good. She's even becoming more and more like my own personal “flirty girl.” She looks great. And all for the price of a pole.

I just have one question for the Flirty Girl pole makers: How do I get my wife to shut her mouth and never say a word like the girls in their commercials? Somehow she missed that particular lesson. Maybe you could send it to her in your next package.