Edible Arrangements: Infomercial Review

Have you seen that new “Edible Arrangements” product they've come out with? I saw the commercial and ordered it. Great product. Here's the concept: What if, instead of sending someone a bouquet of flowers, you sent them a bouquet of food. Fruit, mostly.

Like I said, great product...but I kept what the people were really thinking in this goofy commercial.
• Mom touches her daughter's cheek: “So the one time my selfish brat thinks to send “flowers,” she sends ones that she can eat.
• Same mother, same scene: “Sweety, I said 'fruit cake,' not 'fruit flowers.'
• Same mother, same scene: 'What, no prunes for Gramma?'
• Wheni the camera spans the table and shows us all the place settings: “Wait a second; there's only three in our family. Why have I set out 19 plates?”
• When we see the strawberries on the chocolate: “The fruit is for my mom who likes to stay in shape. The chocolate is for my dad, in honor of his fat butt.

And then there's the question I kept having as I looked at this pyramid of fruit: What about after people start eating it? When my girlfriend's flower bouquet starts looking ugly, she just throws it away. But doesn't this bouquet's beauty slowly and sadly fade?

Still, there's no denying that it makes a beautiful impact and it's delicious. I had no complaints when I got it for my girl.

But I licked all the chocolate myself.