KANGAROO KEEPER: Infomercial Review

Great news! Those makers of infomercial art are at it again, this time presenting you with the ultimate gift for any busy woman: The Kangaroo Keeper. Because every woman wants to be compared to a kangaroo.

Silly name aside, the Kangaroo Keeper got my sister's attention, and she's now the proud owner of one. The idea is that this is an insert for a woman's purse, chock full of compartments that allow her to keep her purse organized. You'd have to know my sister to know why this was perfect for her. She's an absolute neat freak. She keeps the remote control on the coffee table sitting completely parallel to the table side, and if you put it on the table askew, she comes by, makes fake conversation, and straightens it so it's again parallel to the table side.

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On the other hand, my wife is like every messy woman in this commercial. Both always inexplicably have their cell phones on the bottom of their purses (and then complain about not being able to find it when it rings). Both regularly dump out the equivalent of a garbage dump on the bed to get “organized.” And both seem to stay organized for about 2 hours.

Even my wife, though, isn't as stupid as the one lady who seems to just toss paper money all over the purse. No billfold for the money, it's just thrown inside the purse. Makes you wonder how much money she's lost and how she can even afford the Kangaroo Keeper at this point.

The moral: Kangaroo Keeper is a great gift for woman for whom organization matters. Not such a good one for my wife who pretends to be an organized slob—but can never quite get the motivation for it.

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BUXTON CELL PHONE WALLET: Infomercial Review

BUXTON CELL PHONE WALLET: Infomercial Review

I was watching an infomercial today on the Buxton Cell Phone Wallet, a product that is supposed to take a big purse of chunky wallet that women carry around and shrink it down to the size of a cell phone, and make life easier on the woman carrying it.
First of all f I know women, and I do, they always carry more stuff than the bigger purses can even hold. And tell me what woman would be carrying her purse when she can sit the thing in the top of the buggy, and I know women would rather dig for what they are looking for rather than dump all their belongings all over the table for everyone to see.
And another thing, any guy that would give a woman that many credit cards should be taken out back and shot, that is just like giving her a license to shop. That should never happen; because that just means that your closet is going to end up with more shoes, dresses, belts, and shirts than any grown woman needs. Heck she might need a wallet that small just so she can hold all the bags she just bought using the million credit cards she had laying out.
I mean all I need on me during the day is a wallet, id, credit or atm card and that’s about it, but we all know women are not going to change the way they are, they just need more stuff in their purse than they actually weigh. Women need something small like that and should be allowed only 2 cards at the most.
Well if your wife is anything like my wife she will buy this Buxton Cell Phone Wallet, use it for 2-3 weeks and then turn around and put it in that big bulky purse because it didn’t have the room she needed.

Visit the official Buxton Cell Phone Wallet website for more information or to purchase the Buxton Cell Phone Wallet.